SATIRE: Band Members Confident Ex-Bassist Will Mention Them As A (Previously From...) Reference For Interviews With His Much More Successful Current Band

   (TEMECULA, CA) Sources have indicated that long-running yet completely obscure Southern California band The Fitness are excited to see the new interviews their ex-bassist Kelvin will be doing for many regional newspapers, blogs, and magazines concerning his new, much more relevant and active band of a completely different style. Regarding this recent success, the vocalist for The Fitness, Ivan, said "I'm stoked to see our name out there, I know he'll be throwing it around. I mean, he's got to, right?"
    Former members of the band range from thrash-metal kids to emo kids and there has never been a cohesive lineup for The Fitness so when asked about his relationship to the group, Kelvin was at first taken aback. "I thought I was just filling in for a show! That guy just can't keep things together. I was in Suicide Silence for a few shows too. Use that instead."
   Ivan closed out his interview by mentioning that he had an upcoming bar show in Corona and the line-up was yet to be announced. Kelvin will be playing with Foster The People at The Palladium on Febuary 5th.