Saturday, June 27, 2015

SHOW REVIEW: Empty Vessels/Happy In Hemet/Monochromancy/Orphan Cripplers @ Creep 13 Punx Safe Haus 6/22/15

   This was a spur-of-the-moment show for me; I had seen the flyer on Bean's FB page, noticed it was a free show and that they'd be coming my way as they headed from from Hemet to Escondido, and tossed out the suggestion that he and Viv pick me up while en route despite the fact that I had no gas money. I didn't really expect them to take me up on it but to my surprise they were down and around 7:45 they picked me up from my apartment. The ride down to Esco was pretty chill, listening to grunge (including a Nirvana song I'd somehow never heard before) and although Bean's GPS was a bit off and we had to backtrack a few miles we still got there before the first band was set up.Upon arrival Bean downed his only beer and I had some vodka shots; they played me one of the songs from their upcoming EP and it was good stuff, although the snare drum and bass guitar tracks need to be raised.
    I needed to use the bathroom so we got out and awkwardly approached the house. It was a one-story pad that seemed to just spill out organically onto the patio where there were a few circles of punks hanging out. There was also a fire-pit across the driveway where some more people were chilling, and I asked an obviously-drunk dude with a goatee where the bathroom was. He guided me down a hallway to what appeared to be the only bathroom in the small house, next to the kitchen. The guy was a bit older than anybody else there and was like the kind of former-skater punk type who's still gnar'd out even though his knees probably aren't what they used to be, and by skate-punk I mean more Smut Peddlers/Dr. Know than Pennywise/Guttermouth. You know the type. I think it may have been his house but I don't think we ever really confirmed who was actually hosting this show.
   The first band was a group called Orphan Cripplers, a 3-piece grind-punk band that didn't do much for me but weren't entirely terrible either. They had a couple pointlessly short songs, as bands of this ilk are wont to have, but they managed to mix up the tempo between circle-pit/D-beat thrash to slower quasi-breakdowns enough to keep it from being boring. A bigger guy was trying to get a pit started the whole set and I guess my headbanging indicated that I was down for that cuz he kept trying to put his arm around my shoulder to bring me into his imaginary circle but wasn't all butt-hurt when I politely resisted. A couple kids did eventually slam with him.
   After the set Bean & Viv went to get some more beer because they hadn't brought nearly enough alcohol to sustain a punk house show, so I snaked my way into a circle with some of the kids who had been dancing during Orphan Cripplers. They were all younger than me, I wanna say probably around 20 years old, so they were full of enthusiasm and jokes and friendly vibes. They were based around a small keg of Stone beer as well so that sealed the deal. All they had were small Styrofoam cups and the beer was a bit foamy but some dude looked at me and was like, 'help yourself man!' and it was much appreciated. I introduced myself to some girl named Ari who apparently does the booking for these shows before Java showed up and we started chatting it up. Also during this juncture that bigger mosh guy came up to me and introduced himself - his name is Jimmy. I explained that my leg was hurt and that's why I wasn't trying to get too rowdy (which was a half-truth) and he was like, 'it's all good man!' Drunk Skate Guy came out of the house and said something along the lines of 'come inside and watch Monochromancy! I just learned a new word!"
   Monochromancy is a dude doing abstract dark soundscapes on his electric guitar; I'm not very well-versed in this type of stuff although I generally like it, but for that reason I don't really describe it too well. My first thought is that it's like my buddy Doug's project Light Light but far heavier and thrashier. Homie was really killing those strings, I can't believe he didn't break anything with how hard he was strumming. Again, I don't really understand sound manipulation or pedals or guitar FX pretty much at all so my commentary here is limited in that regard, but it was a cool set and the dude was nice when I talked to him afterward.
   Happy In Hemet was up next and I stood around inside the house as they set up their stuff. I always wanna help people set up and break down their equipment so as to be of some kind of assistance, but even in my own band I feel like I'm just getting in the way. They did, however, specifically ask me to set up the baby heads around them when the amps were ready, to which I gladly obliged. If you've never seen Happy In Hemet (formerly Beanvian Stalks Guava) they have a sort-of schtick where they surround their performance area with mannequin heads adorned with baby-face masks so as to create a surreally creepy aura around them. I made sure to put one above the TV stand next to Viv's set-up so it looked like it was peering down ominously on the crowd.
   The band played a great set; I've seen this group many, many times over the last few years and this one of the tightest sets I've seen from them. They had mentioned that they've been practicing a lot more often lately and it shows. Also, they seem to have a number of new songs - or at least, new to me. Bean was very concerned about the levels of the various amps but it all sounded good and the crowd reacted very positively. Happy In Hemet have a very unique style and for the most part they stand out from whoever else they play with, and tonight they definitely built excitement where before there was just a somewhat by-the-numbers punk show. People were feeling the weirdness. People were getting Happy. Towards the end of the set Bean encouraged the kids in the crowd to put on the baby-face masks, a request duly met as masks were thrown into the pit.
   A big part of what made this show dope was that although everybody was punked out and halfway-if-not-more-drunk, there weren't any assholes, everybody was real cool. Even though me and the Hemet crew were the odd men out and everyone else seemed to already know each other, people were hella friendly and encouraged us to start coming to shows there more often. I think I might do as such.
   The last band of the night was Empty Vessels, a 2-piece hardcore band on tour from Connecticut. For some reason I expected them to be, like, youth-crew HC or something but it was more along the lines of Deathwish technical heavy hardcore. Maybe its just lumping them together because they both have a female guitarist/vocalist but I got a Code Orange vibe during their set. There were some very interesting time changes and well-executed off-kilter fills throughout the set; the only problem was that the vocals were pretty much inaudible. Both the drummer and the guitarist were screaming their heads off but the music was so loud it was impossible to hear anything they said. All in all it was a good set though.

   After the show was done I lingered outside next to a tree where I had hung my backpack. Bean & Viv had left a few songs into Empty Vessels' set so I was waiting on Java , who bought a CD from the guitarist girl. I think her name was Allison. I asked if she'd be down for a short interview but she sad she wanted to wait for her drummer, which was understandable. Jimmy & some other kid who were cleaning up accidentally dropped a glass bottle in between where Java's car was parked and where we needed to drive so we waited for them to clean it up. The drummer guy was taking forever and I really only had basic, rudimentary questions anyway so I nixed the interview idea and we said bye to everybody. On the way home we listened to the CD Java had bought and it seemed like a real quick drive. When I got home I put on the Descendents and went to sleep.
  


Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Playlist for May 2015

This is a list of all the albums, EPs, demos, singles, etc. that I listened to in their entirety during the month of May 2015, followed by a lists of stuff I watched, things I read, and live music I saw. Notes regarding all are included.

MUSIC
5/1/15
moe. - "No Guts No Glory" 2XCD
Converge - "Live at the BBC" EP
Emancipator - "Soon It Will Be Cold Enough"
Discharge - "Hear Nothing, See Nothing, Say Nothing"

5/2/15
Los Crudos - "Los Canciones Para Liberar Nuestra Tierra" EP

5/4/15
KoRn - "Hater" digital single
Amorphis - "Circle"
Misfits - "Earth A.D."

5/5/15
Slipknot - ".5: The Gray Chapter"

5/6/15
No Warning - "Yeti Demo Sessions" 7"
Alkbottle - "Lager Export" compilation CD
Frank Ocean - "unreleased, Misc." mixtape

5/7/15
Sunken Landscapes - "The Third Expedition"
Agnostic Front - "The American Dream Died"
Sade - "Pearls (Timo Jahns Remix)"
Rose Windows - S/T

5/8/15
Asking Alexandria - "From Death To Destiny"
Goldroom - "Embrace" EP
Cock And Ball Torture - "Egoleech"
Kansas - "There's Know Place Like Home" live album

5/9/15
Fugazi - "13 Songs"
Bad Brains - S/T

5/10/15
Highlands - "Dark Matter Remnants" EP
Shaun Reeves & Tuccillo - "Seclusion" 12" EP
Ben & Ellen Harper - "Childhood Home"
The Gravitys - "Nutrition"
Funeral Oration - "Shadowland" 12" EP
I'm Glad It's You - "June" EP
J. Roddy Walston & The Business - "Essential Tremors"
Retox - "Beneath California"
Dilated Peoples - "Directors of Photography"
St. Vincent - "Bad Believer" digital single
No Hope For The Kids - "Das Reich" 7"
Death - "Symbolic"

5/11/15
The Decemberists - "What A Terrible World, What A Beautiful World"
Chet Faker - "Built on Glass"
HAARM - "Sincerely Yours" digital single
The Devil Wears Prada - "South of the City" digital single
The White Buffalo - "Hogtied Revisited"
The Cramps - "Gravest Hits" EP
Bullet For My Valentine - "Scream Aim Fire (Deluxe Edition)"
Snapcase - "Lookinglasself" EP
Quicksand - "Slip"

5/12/15
Future Islands - "A Dream of You and Me" digital single
Schoolboy Q - "Habits & Contradictions"
Taking Back Sunday - "Happiness Is"
Faith No More - "Sol Invictus" (TWICE)

5/13/15
The Afternoon Gentlemen - "Grind in the Mind" 7"
Steve Miller Band - "Greatest Hits 1974-1978"
Random Rab - "Visurreal"
The Meatmen - "Savage Sagas"
Bloodroot - S/T
Krotchripper/Mass Murder Messiah - "Beaten, Eaten, and Adorned in Entrails" split
Napalm Death - "Apex Predator - Easy Meat"

5/14/15
The Exploited - "Fuck The System"
Like A Storm - "Awaken The Fire"
Lights Out - "Overload" EP
Angra - "Secret Garden"
Bloc Party - "Silent Alarm"
Welfare Talent - "Something Less Wonderful" digital single
White Fence/Jack Name - "LAMC #12" 7"

5/15/15
All Time Low - "Future Hearts"
Carnage vs. Hellfish - "Coming Through In Waves" EP
Modest Mouse - "Strangers To Ourselves"
Foo Fighters - "Songs From The Laundry Room" EP

5/16/15
Bad Brains - "Rock For Light"
Bad Brains - S/T

5/17/15
end of the summer - First Demo
324 - "Boutoku no Taiyo"
Dead Kennedys - "Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death"
Primus - "Primus & The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble"
Kygo ft. Parson James - "Stole the Show" b/w "ID" digital single
Dead Kennedys - "Holiday in Cambodia" b/w "Police Truck" 7"
Dr. Know - "Fuck Off And Die"

5/18/15
Futuristic - "Traveling Local"
Nicolas Jaar - "Nymphs II" EP
Moxiebeat - S/T EP
Chain Of Strength - "The One Thing That Still Holds True"
The Weeknd - "Earned It" b/w "Where You Belong" single
Peace In Terror - "Destruction" EP
Widespread Panic - S/T

5/19/15
Protester - S/T 7"
The Brothers Of Reggae/The Expanders - split 7"
Kaddisfly - "Set Sail The Prairie"
Regurgitate - "Carnivorous Erection"
Zedd - "True Colors"
Man Overboard/Senses Fail - split 7"
Arsonists Get All The Girls - "Listen to the Color"

5/20/15
The Beach Boys - "Sounds Of The Summer: The Best Of"
SWIMM - "Beverly Hills" digital single
Survivor - "Vital Signs"
FKJ - "Take Off" 12" EP

5/21/15
Ben Folds Five - S/T
Just Friends - S/T 7"

5/22/15
Faith No More - "Angel Dust"
The Heats - "Have An Idea"
The Gravitys - "Nutrition"

5/26/15
Bonnie Raitt with Lowell George and John Hammond - "Ultrasonic Studios 1972"
Laura Benitez & The Heartache - "Heartless Woman"

5/27/15
Metallica - "St. Anger"
Billy Idol - "Kings & Queens of the Underground"

5/28/15
Faith No More - "Sol Invictus"

5/29/15
The Stooges - "Fun House"
Torche - S/T
My Chemical Romance - "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge"
Skinny Puppy - "The Singles Collection"

MUSIC NOTES
- Of all the major jam bands I think I like moe. the least
- Favorite 'new finds' of the month: Emancipator, Highlands, Retox, The Afternoon Gentlemen, Bloodroot, James Name, Futuristic, Protester, Laura Benitez & The Heartache
- That new KoRn song is like about bullying or something and it's just so, so lame
- On a related note, I listened to way too much shitty nu-metal this month. For shame.
- The new Agnostic Front album seems almost like self-parody, or like that sketch from "The Breakfast Boys" "LINES are the problem in America!"
- Between Cock And Ball Torture, Krotchripper, and Regurgitate I sure did listen to a good amount of stupid pornogrind this month
- Man, Kansas is some cheesy shit
- "Across the seas, the stormy seas, the bird don't look behind. He wants to know, though there is no shore in sight For Miles...I want it all."
- "Things that may not seem important now may be tomorrow"
- Don't get me wrong, I like The Decemberists for the most part, but damn some of their shit is just too goddamn twee for my tastes. On the other hand, while again I enjoy Modest Mouse as much as the next guy, its like too contrived or something...his vocals are actually what turns me off even though I know that's a big selling point for fans...To each their own I guess
- The White Buffalo is alright but just so goddamn boring
- There are a couple alright moments but as expected, the new Taking Back Sunday album is pretty damn mediocre
- "Sol Invictus" is drastically different than any other Faith No More album because of its relative subtlety which at first kinda put me off but its so satisfying its like I couldn't help but repeat it right after the first listen, something I never do even with bands like this that I adore. Unexpectedly the highlight for me is the acoustic closer "From The Dead" which may be in my top 5 FNM songs from their entire catalog. I also like the whole theme of the album being about the Undefeated Sun...it's like after all these years a band with a name as blatant as Faith No More is finally addressing the concept of religion and spirituality in a way that I totally agree with...Humanity Will Never Stop Worshiping The Sun...Album of the year.
- Worst of the month: Like A Storm
- Angra's style is like a million miles away from what I thought it was gonna be
- Asking Alexandria and All Time Low both fucking suck how are they so popular
- I finally put my original end of the summer demo online after years of not even having a copy of my own...it was recorded back in 2007 at my family's old house...several of the songs on there have been converted into Gravitys songs since then...check it out if you want http://endofthesummer.bandcamp.com/album/first-demo
- 324 is so damn BRUTAL
- Not until re-listening to that DK's album did I realize how deeply their aesthetic influenced my own approach to \_/, although not necessarily musically the same
- So Primus re-did the entire soundtrack to "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory" in their weird way but also pretty strictly true to the original...Why they did this, I don't know.
- Any version of Dr. Know without Kyle Toucher really grinds my gears
- "Walkin'/Shinin'/Disappearin' For Your Love"
- "I have The Warmth Of The Sun within me at night"
- I'm not even embarrassed that I enjoy Ben Folds Five as much as I do
- OMG I love Laura Benitez so goddamn much...Few albums in recent history caused immediate infatuation..."Good love ain't good enough" / "Take me off the shelf  and dust me off..." So so good. I listened to it on Bandcamp so many times in a row that it eventually asked me to pay which I didn't even realize was a thing LOL... Highest recommendation of the month for sure, check it out if you want https://laurabenitezandtheheartache.bandcamp.com/album/heartless-woman
- That was the first time I had actually listened to "St. Anger" and although it's definitely their weakest album I actually kinda like the constant changing riffage...don't get me wrong though it still sucks.

LIVE
5/2/15 - The Coltranes/(The Gravitys)/The Larkies/Casual Friday/Recluse/Sunk/Spectres @ Ali's House (Zach Navis's going-away show)

LIVE NOTES
- That show for Navis's going-away was a ton of fun, I got a bit wasted and \_/ did a fairly sloppy set but it was great to see everybody again, it had been too long.

BOOKS
5/6/15 - FINISHED Tweak by Nic Sheff
5/19/15 - FINISHED Homer's Odyssey by Gwen Cooper

MOVIES/SHOWS/DVDs
5/9/15 - "Nightmare Fest 2005"
           - "Wedding Crashers"
           - "The Jeffrey Dahmer Files"
           - "The Believer"
5/10/15 - "Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon"
5/17/15 - "American Psycho"
               "Star Trek: Into Darkness"
5/25/15 - "Dane Cook: Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden"
                "D.L. Hughley: Clear"
                "Aziz Ansari: Dangerously Delicious"
                "Louis C.K.: Chewed Up"
5/26/15 - "Lewis Black: In God We Rust"
5/27/15 - "D.L. Hughley: Reset"
5/31/15 - FINISHED "Freaks and Geeks" Season 1

MOVIES/SHOWS/DVDs NOTES
- It's funny looking back at that Nightmare Fest DVD and realizing how fucking lame most of the mid-2000s metalcore scene really was...Black My Heart and The Warriors had some badass sets though.
- The forensics scientist from "The Jeffrey Dahmer Files" seems just as demented as he was but he found a way to legitimize his morbid ways
- I didn't realize how many essential things about Alice Cooper were actually the brainchild of his manager
- I very much enjoyed "Freaks And Geeks" although I'm very disappointed in the main character's decision at the end of the finale...You're gonna regret that, kid.

ZINES
5/12/15 - FINISHED "Slingshot" Issue #98 Autumn 2008
5/22/15 - FINISHED "Policing on a Global Scale"